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Hypocrisy, Thy Name is Bernie Sanders -




Bernie the Sadistic Pervert -


TAGS: bernie sanders gang ra** fantasies p***ert sadistic codger democrat cretin liberal nut job progressive hack socialist vermont moron senile communist
Rating: 4.79/5

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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 9:11 am
Jeb my he drop out of the race Bush is a better candidate than Bernie.
Cannabal - May 29, 2015, 5:37 pm
Still a better candidate than ANYONE else.


IRONY - Life is more sacred on other planets?


TAGS: ironic stuff from liberals
Rating: 4.44/5

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Phil8192 - April 18, 2014, 11:15 am
"Mars" and "Earth" should have been capitalized.
terroraustralis - September 30, 2012, 3:12 am
i get that you dont like the idea of dead babies, but the alternative is a life of suffering, hardship and a "THE GOVERNMENT ARE OUR PARENTS! BECAUSE OUR REAL PARENTS SUCK! I LOVE FREE GOVERNMENT MONEY!" type philosophy when they become adults.
terroraustralis - September 30, 2012, 3:10 am
thats not ironic at all, whats ironic is that you'd want children to be raised by parents who, if not for government interference, would have killed them. i'd rather be dead than totally dependent on parents who wished i was never born.
ipaprime - September 30, 2012, 12:13 am
no unwanted babies are the product of people who put their pleasure befor their responsabilities (cant seem to spell 2day sry)
GrouchoMarxist - September 29, 2012, 6:52 am
The only irony here is that you had to be born to in order to be pro-abortion.
GrouchoMarxist - September 29, 2012, 6:50 am
That's the thing... You don't get pick the out comes.. Still Margret Sanger was targeting the weak and inferior .... as she saw them.
terroraustralis - September 28, 2012, 3:22 am
actually, no, i hope you live, and spend the rest of your life in hospital, begging for some kind of compensation or pension from the republican congress you so adore...
terroraustralis - September 28, 2012, 3:16 am
its cool man, i hope mitt goes to war with iran, puts you in the draft, and says "it was a neccesary sacrifice" when you get blown up by a roadside bomb without having ever fired a sh**.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 12:47 am

Or this Guy?
GrouchoMarxist - September 27, 2012, 9:13 pm
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terroraustralis - September 27, 2012, 2:48 pm
all the arguments against taxation and welfare, wholly support abortion. and all the arguments against abortion apply to welfare. both sides beleive in the logic, they just apply it to different things, and ignore the other situations where it applies.
terroraustralis - September 27, 2012, 2:46 pm
an unwanted baby provides the same situation for an individual. they must give up a significant portion of their life and livelihood to support something they dont want to support. a fetus dies without its mother, and unemployed starve without welfare.
terroraustralis - September 27, 2012, 2:45 pm
personally i like the taxpayer welfare a***ogy. conservatives dont want their taxes going to welfare, because they dont like supporting leeches that give nothing back to the community, but:
terroraustralis - September 27, 2012, 2:44 pm
well, firstly, one sustains itself from its own environment, the other is entirely dependent on its mother. one is "self sustaining life", and the other would cease to be if not for its parental support.
deerbag2 - September 27, 2012, 12:30 pm
awesome!! 5lions


CATS ARE DEMOCRATS DOGS ARE REPUBLICANS -




"ROMNEY'S GREATEST FEAR" - Now that Mitt 's campaign is all about Paul Ryan "Damage Control" The RNC Delegates are bailing on him for a Ron Paul nomination




Killary Klinton -




Unfit For Command -




OBAMA 2012: FORWAR! - Shakira was one year old when Nobel Prize Winner Obama ordered a drone strike on her village, leaving her disfigured.




AL GORE'S NEW CRIB - Why would anyone who claims that the oceans are going to rise 20 feet buy a $9M ocean-front villa in Montecito, CA. Unless of course, they know that claim is complete BS.




RON PAUL - The only Republican I would vote for.


TAGS: ron paul
Rating: 4.08/5

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ANTI-ISRAEL - They're not all Liberals


TAGS: ron paul israel
Rating: 3.44/5

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blesic - August 31, 2014, 9:53 pm
He's not Anti-Israel. He's just not for Israel.


NOV 6, 2012 - The Mormon vs. The Moron




RONALD REAGAN - Would protect and defend America


TAGS: ronald reagan would protect and defend america
Rating: 4.02/5

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fauxnews - November 22, 2013, 6:22 pm
Hey, don't diss 'the man.' The last real conservative to grace American politics.
Realtalk - November 22, 2013, 6:04 pm
Due to fact he had alzhemier disease, he probably would forget where he put the army or misplace the marines.


ZOMBIE REAGAN - The best reason for liberals to take up guns.




Top 4 Reasons NOT To Vote For Hillary -




Obama Blames Global Warming For ISIS & Boko Haram -




Did You Know? -


TAGS: mccain soros rino cronyism
Rating: 4.78/5

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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 10:39 am
Always knew he was left of center.


UNELECTABLE VS ELECTABLE - Massive crowds show for Ron Paul at nearly ever rally. To the GOP establishment, this means he is unelectable.


TAGS: ron paul 2012 peace prosperity
Rating: 3.93/5

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terroraustralis - October 1, 2012, 12:23 am
its not about popularity, its about who will be the puppet. ron paul refuses, romney tows the party line despite his own family living in mexico and opposing his immigration policies... the republican party is corrupt beyond recognition.


Trump Flashback -




OBAMA 2012 - Because bombing civilians is only bad when the OTHER guys do it!


TAGS: obama 2012 war drones civilians
Rating: 4.5/5

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OTC - November 4, 2013, 12:26 pm
He's really good at killing economies
JGalt - November 3, 2013, 11:28 pm
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/11/03/obama-reportedly-told-staff-hes-really-good-at-killing-people/


Liberal Hypocrisy -


TAGS: liberal hypocrisy ronald reagan too old bernie sanders senile socialist democrat liberal hippie vermont marxist
Rating: 5/5

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ipaprime - September 16, 2015, 1:14 am
Well they must believe that whoever he picks as his vp will carry on his policies when he has to step down.


Net Neutrality, R.I.P. -




OBAMA LEFTISTS -




IDIOTS IN CHARGE - And we wonder why we have the mess we have in Washingto DC? God help us all!




Bill Nye the Socialist Clown -




ENJOYING A GOOD JOKE -




OBAMA SUPPORTERS - America's most dangerous enemies have already endorsed him. Why do you?




" JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER " - "Obama now counts all military-age males in a strike zone as combatants" Does he really think this will create 'friends'?




LET ME BE PERFECTLY CLEAR - I'm going to take money from people who don't vote for me and give it to the people who do vote for me!




THIS GUN IS LIKE RON PAUL - Consistent, accurate, defends liberty and most importantly... NOT FOR SALE.




SANDRA FLUKE - The government is supposed to stay out of women's uteruses, but only right after giving them free abortions and free birth control. Priceless.




Hillary Chastised For Lying About Another Video!! -


TAGS: hillary clinton liar untrustworthy hildabeat rotten klinton traitor treacherous killary benghazi butcher libya failure duplicitous backstabbing chris stevens tyrone woods glen doherty sean smith
Rating: 5/5

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calron - December 21, 2015, 5:53 pm
Remember those that speak out against Islamic extremism are the biggest cause of Muslims killing others. 0-o


OBAMA DRONES -




BIAS - Only Liberal Elitism could put a Community Organizer ahead of a Fighter Pilot on the intelligence scale. (BTW, when ARE we going to see Obama's college transcripts?)




MEET JAMES BIDEN - Recipient of 100 Million Dollar Government Contract.


TAGS: james biden vp brother crony
Rating: 4.7/5

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simplegenius - October 25, 2012, 4:58 pm
man, can't the dems pull one good looking girl out of their party?


DEMOCRAT CREDIBILITY- OXYMORON MUCH? -




IRONY - GOD DOES HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR!




ENVIRONMENTALIST - Ancient Greek Word meaning,"Retarded in an unprecedented, mind-boggling jaw dropping way."




MORON! - GET A DICTIONARY!




" WHY IS OUSSOCOM LYING ABOUT DOMESTIC DRONE ACTIVITIES? - Sen. Wyden’s office stated that “in the event of a natural disaster or other legitimate need” drones could be flown out of Portland. What's an "OTHER LEGITIMATE NEED?"




ARE YOU A MORAL PERSON? -




RONALD REAGAN - He was a Hollywood actor, so of course he was used to the teleprompter.




IN MEMORY OF A TRUE AMERICAN HERO -




Hildabeast Rotten Clinton's Abhorrent Claim -




Drones -


TAGS: drones
Rating: 4.93/5

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The Apex of Liberal Hypocrisy -




wrong -


TAGS: wrong
Rating: 4.8/5

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eric holder's wife replacement? -




INRERESTING -




" OBAMA DECLARES SUPPORT FOR GAY MARRIAGE " - “I believe that marriage is the union between a man and a woman. Now, for me as a Christian, it is also a sacred union. God’s in the mix.” Obama - April 17, 2008,




GUN CONTROL - Is The Gipper a tyrant for supporting very conservative legislation regulating the sales of firearms?


TAGS: gun control ronald reagan conservative
Rating: 3.4/5

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Cannabal - January 18, 2013, 10:03 am
Worse: they'd call Reagan a LIBRUL!
PapaFox - January 18, 2013, 9:32 am
Today they'd call him a RINO. :(


WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY? - I stood in front of the IRS building and FLIPPED THEM OFF! Walter




OBAMA ACKNOWLEDGE PAUL - Finally, Obama acknowledges his superior




UNITED STATES BORDER PATROL -




KEYNESIAN ECONOMICS - Wrong since 1930. Always then and now. Read your history books boys and girls.. Big government is not the answer, its the problem!




THE PARTY OF NO -




THAT'S CUTE, LEBRON -


TAGS: that s cute lebron
Rating: 5/5

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EmmaRoydes - June 12, 2014, 2:22 pm
I'll see your 10L and raise you 5L
OTC - June 12, 2014, 12:58 pm
Deserves 10Ls


Our nations finest -




JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE MOVING FORWARD - It doesn't mean its in the right direction.




DEMOCRAT MORONS- CAN'T GET THEIR STORY STRAIGHT -




" NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND " - Results in Detroit Public Schools: 6% of the 3,418 who took the math exam passed. In science 3% of the 3,477 students who took the exam passed. Only 1.8% DPS students were deemed college ready




Ukraine uprising -




" DUBAI MALL ANNUAL CHRISTMAS TREE " - Brussels Bans Annual Christmas Tree Display – It May Offend Muslims.




THIS WEEKS OBAMA GREEN FAILURES - Solar Trust of America LLC, files bankruptcy - $2.1 Billion in DOE loan guarantees. A123 Systems, subject of investor class action suit - $279 million in DOE loans Both sure to be ignored by the Lamestream Media




HARRY REID INVENTED AIDS - I know this because a source told me so. I can't name him though. If any experts tell you that it's impossible it's only because he paid them to lie.




" JUST WAIT TILL I'M MORE FLEXIBLE " - Let us pray for our Commander-In-Chief and the upcoming elections. Please open your Bibles to Psalm 109:8 and read along with me: "Let his days be few; and let another take his office."




OBAMA: 'JUDGE ME BY WHERE MY HEART LIES' - So if you want to know where my heart lies, look no further than what I have done, to stand up for Israel.




FOWARD - its time to turn around champ




AMERICANS FINEST -




WHEN DOES A POLL SHOW THE LOSER ON TOP AND THE WINNER AT THE BOTTOM? - When Ron Paul wins, of course!




IMMUTABLE TRUTH -




PRAYERS TO ALLAH -




BEST OF THE WORLD -




"THE TROUBLE - ...with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant, but that they know so much that isn’t so." Ronald Reagan


TAGS: ronald reagan the trouble is the truth hurts
Rating: 3.86/5

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OTC - November 22, 2013, 8:24 pm
Great quote


MASTER IS OUR FRIEND! - Yes, precious! Obama is our precious! So bright...so beautiful...ah, precious.




HILLBILLY -




REPUBLICANS - Many people hate the word and anyone associated with them. Yet. When asked for their thought on things like the economy their answers are similar if not the same as Republicans!




HYPOCRISY!?! - 0 deaths because of WikiLeaks 2,438 deaths because Obama's Drone War Who is the real "Enemy of the State"?




LIBERALS -




PEACE TALKS WRONG -




Crazy Commiefornia Environmentalists -


TAGS: liberal logic california delta smelt epa democrat created dust bowl san joaquin valley nancy pelosi barbara boxer governor moonbeam jerry brown radical environmentalists
Rating: 5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 22, 2015, 7:27 pm

The boss is just trying some stuff out.
rebeccaolsen - April 22, 2015, 12:24 pm
It is just me or does everything look different than before? Makeover? Did politifake get a facelift?


irony -




LIBERAL POLICIES - If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.




The New U.S. Ambassador To Argentina -




JOHN KERRY- SPOKESMORON FOR THE DEMOCRATS -




PAULBOTS - Ruining things for Ron Paul and libertarians in general since 2007.




JOHN KERRY- DESIGNATED SPOKESMORON OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA -




RON, PAUL 2016 - Start lining up the voters


TAGS: ron paul 2016
Rating: 4.44/5

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thatmfguy - November 10, 2012, 2:16 pm
I'm over it :)
arnnatz - November 10, 2012, 2:02 pm
it's satire, get over it
thatmfguy - November 10, 2012, 11:40 am
Dude, you eagerly voted for Romney, the guy most Repubs hated all through the primaries. you don't have much room to be criticizing anyone else. LOL


7 years in the making -




HEY LANCE "WHERE'S THAT GOLF PLAYING DUDE?" - Honoring the wounded troops ! George W. Bush and Lance Armstrong Ride With Wounded Warriors.




T R U T H - The Environazis can no longer wrap it up in euphemistic platitudes.




The Prince Of Tides -


TAGS: environment big oil anarchy rebellion
Rating: 4.2/5

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Greybeard - July 26, 2014, 7:24 am
Thank you :)
Zeitguy - July 25, 2014, 11:36 pm
Greatness.


LIBERAL TOLERANCE - Moron, er oxymoron




WATER BOARDING -




HOMELAND SECURITY -




RON PAUL - Wants to legalize heroin & prostitution & is to the left of Obama on foreign policy. How does any conservative take him seriously?




AW JEEZ -




THE FIVE PILLARS - of Liberals and Democrats




COASTAL EROSION -




WHOS WRONG AND A CRYBABY -




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